1. Too damned tired
2. Not enough sex last night
3. Too much sex last night
4. I need to lose weight before I workout
5. My workout clothes fit me kind of wierd
6. I knew my workout partner was not going to be there
7. It was too cold outside
8. I had a headache (where have I heard this one?)
9. It smells bad in the gym
10. If I want torture, I'll stay home
11. I don't have the time to be healthy
12. Someone might laugh at me
13. The baby kept me up all night
14. I was too tired
15. I'm a wimp
16. I can't find a gym
17. I get my exercise(extra size?) by running to the frig.
18. I can't afford fancy workout clothes like the other people.
19. I can't workout. My friend punched my arm.
20. I had to study this morning.
21. My daughters birthday was today.
22. I broke my arm attempting to repair the u-joints on my truck.
23. I'm too busy with my kids soccer games.
24. I had a gas leak at my house.
25. I had an eye problem. I couldn't see me working out today.
26. The elevator to the gym was out of order.
27. My fish tank leaked on my VCR.
28. My windows won't defrost.
29. My 5 year old has diarhea and his boots leaked.
30. I am on jury duty and the public defender is hot!
31. I can't go, that guy is in the weight room again. He scares me!